Deck of Playing Cards with Jimmy & Myrtle

A deck of cheeky playing cards that feature Jimmy and Myrtle, the mascots of Global Protection Corp.®

About Jimmy: Since 1998 Jimmy has been the adored Global Protection Corp. condom mascot. He’s cute, flexible, trustworthy, and currently available. From textured to glow-in-the-dark styles he’s always dressed for the occasion. Jimmy spends his days tinkering with condom technology, soaking in silicone baths, and finetuning his skincare routine. Safety comes first for him so he makes sure to steer clear of sandy beaches, oil-based lubricants, and scissors.

About Myrtle: In 1993 Global Protection Corp. hired Myrtle as Quality Inspector #47. Our company hasn’t been the same since. We’re inspired by her unwavering commitment to quality control and her don’t-mess-with-me attitude. In addition to her rigorous standards, Myrtle likes to go that extra mile. Her Jump Rope Test and Car Battery Test are something to behold. If you have a sexual question, Myrtle has all the answers. She’s been telling people how it is since the 90s, and we’re all better for it.

SKU: GCM02