Myrtle’s Adventures T-Shirt
Long sleeve tee with mascot Myrtle's famous condom testing methods on the back and a Global Protection Corp.® quality badge on the front.
Highlights:
- Sizes S-3X available while supplies last.
- Screen printed on white soft spun cotton blend base shirt.
- Unisex cut, modern classic fit.
- Narrow width, rib collar.
- Tear away label.
Artwork © Global Protection Corp.®
About Myrtle: In 1993 Global Protection Corp.® hired Myrtle as Quality Inspector #47, and our company hasn't been the same since. We're inspired by her unwavering commitment to quality control and her solutions-oriented, no-BS attitude. She's known for her off-the-wall condom testing methods like the Jump Rope Test and the Car-battery Test. Back in the 90s people used to mail her sexual health questions that she'd answer in her Myrtle's Journal newsletter. A lot has changed since then, but Myrtle is as passionate as ever and we're all better off for it.
| T-shirt Size | Small / Medium / Large / X-Large / XX-Large / XXX-Large / |
|---|---|
| Brand | Global Protection Corp. / |
Long sleeve tee with mascot Myrtle's famous condom testing methods on the back and a Global Protection Corp.® quality badge on the front.
Highlights:
- Sizes S-3X available while supplies last.
- Screen printed on white soft spun cotton blend base shirt.
- Unisex cut, modern classic fit.
- Narrow width, rib collar.
- Tear away label.
Artwork © Global Protection Corp.®
About Myrtle: In 1993 Global Protection Corp.® hired Myrtle as Quality Inspector #47, and our company hasn't been the same since. We're inspired by her unwavering commitment to quality control and her solutions-oriented, no-BS attitude. She's known for her off-the-wall condom testing methods like the Jump Rope Test and the Car-battery Test. Back in the 90s people used to mail her sexual health questions that she'd answer in her Myrtle's Journal newsletter. A lot has changed since then, but Myrtle is as passionate as ever and we're all better off for it.
| T-shirt Size | Small / Medium / Large / X-Large / XX-Large / XXX-Large / |
|---|---|
| Brand | Global Protection Corp. / |
